My Perfect Oscar Night

Posted by Matt Z on

If I was handing out the gold statues tonight, this is who would recieve them:

Best Animated Feature: Up (although Ponyo would get it if nominated)

Best Documentary: The Cove

Best Supporting Actress: Mo'Nique

Best Lead Actress: Gabourey Sidibe

Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz

Best Lead Actor: Jeff Bridges

Best Director: Kathryn Bigelow

Best Film: The Hurt Locker

Okay, there you go.  Probably won't work out the way I want it to but you never know.

So I am watching the Oscar's red carpet show right now and Kathy Ireland is the worst host ever!  She is so stiff and doesn't even listen to the guests that are forced to stop by and talk with her.  Also, I don't think she's moved her right arm in the past 15 minutes, it looks like she is trying to not fall down while posing and talking at the same time.  Yikes.

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