Here's some advice for a woman in Oregon who is suing over hot coffee, make sure you get a lawyer who is willing to take on your case:

Now make sure that you do everything that your lawyer tells you to do and don't listen to the Maestro!  He may want you to use a balm for your burns, but don't do it:

And finally, stop suing because you didn't realize coffee is supposed to be hot and is normally served that way especially when it comes in a cup that says: