I come across crazy stories all the time but this is a first.  I've heard of people keeping unusual pets in their homes, but a deer?  Seriously?

I'm glad they give her ice cream, so often people will keep a wild animal and not pay enough attention to their diet that they've enjoyed in the wild.  If they would have denied her ice cream, I would have called PETA.

Did Mike write that story?  Those were some wicked puns.